About dating....and why the heck it's so difficult

So

I've been trying this dating thing.....and Eish......she's broken det whan

OMW !

Why the hell is it so freakingly insanely flipping difficult 

Huh ? Why ?

Am I ugly ? Boring ? Do I look in the wrong place or should I just stop looking all at once and hope HE will fall into my lap (figuratively meant.....well I won't mind literally :-)

Any advice, anyone PLEEEZE !!!!!!!

Marphy is desperate.